scenes-from-my-hood:

mediaite: CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’

indepenisday:

Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player

naegiki:

u kno he dead

jake-benge:

rumblefishx:

I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit 

EXCUSE ME

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, Poseidon? 

chaztheweasel:

missmonomi:

#swiggity swag i am the bag

saccharinesylph:

vintage-aerith:

mary totally came up with all of these, i contributed the spray paint fumes

I’M WEEPING WITH LAUGHTER

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

genocidernanamii:

(◕‿◕✿) cute people

(◡‿◡✿) cute people with good personalities

(⊙︿⊙✿) cute people with good personalities that actually likes you

(⊙△⊙✿) ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(┛◉Д◉)┛AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

handsome-jack-here:

hungertod:

+

NEVER.

strike witches are cute

dreamplanreach:

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

teruteruhanamura:

im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK

IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT

LORD FUCKWAD

HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST

SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT

HOLY FUCK